Redneck Ode

Growing up in the South, you know your neck is going to be a little red,
There are them other people, who make fun of the way some things are said,
But they just don’t understand, wrestling, and football, and barbeque,
And if we don’t have the right tools, well WD 40 and duct tape will do,
No matter what may happen, Mama is always right,
And sometimes we don’t remember, who started that big old fight,
We love those big wheels, that we put on our pickup trucks,
And I believe it was the pastor who said, there ain’t no such thing as luck,
There sure isn’t enough time, for hunting and fishing and such,
And the wife said if I took her to McDonalds, it was alright to go dutch,
We believe in the Bible, and the good Lord, and try not to say worse than heck,
But if God made the sun so bright, then yep I’m going to be a redneck.
Randy “Pops” Stone 09-21-10